Brandon Kelley

Brand Strategist

I’m Spartan

As a Spartan Brand Strategist, it’s my job to accept no excuses, suffer no fools, build brands that convert customers, and crush the competition with plenty of time left over to dance on their graves.

Qualifications

15+ years Brand Marketing, Digital Brand Management, Conversion Rate Optimization. Agency and in-house. Start-ups and corporate. High tech to high fashion. Privileged to work with L’Oreal, Redken, Pontiac, Nordstrom, and Verizon. B.A. in Socio-Economics.

Work Ethic/Style

If your product genuinely solves a customer problem, then I am passionate about helping you take over the world. If your product is a bunch of hype, definitely lose my number.

Interesting Fact

Lived with monks in Japan; hunted with pygmies in Cameroon; buried alive in Berkeley; competed and lost on “Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?”.

Hobby

Neuropsychology, kriya yoga, workouts that make you want to puke. Getting lost and found in the wilderness.

It's time to bring out the big guns